what they don't tell you about your 20s is that you'll want to leave but you don't because you're scared of the unknown

girl why is burger so expensive anymore?

I had this demon deep within me the other day

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tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television

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everyone is mocking her in the comments but I literally agree like I love taking pictures bc I love to look back on them but also taking ur phone out to film every 2 seconds or being on ur phone doing something else ....

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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this is what i mean

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

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This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

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That shit was SCARY!!!

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

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Originally posted by thelaziestmotherfucker

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

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you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

roxyfication

no more sex. we ran out of sex

roxyfication

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The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.


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Anonymous asked:

My high school bully reached out to me and asked to go lunch with him and he apologized for all the shit he put me through, one of his excuses was he was jealous I wasn’t afraid of admitting I was gay, and he thought I was spreading “homosexuality” because he would get boners thinking about me. Anyways, we did end up hate fucking.

10001gecs:

in a way you really did spread homosexuality

its so awesom when a cat sniffs

#all they serve is cunt

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oh my god

we genuinely need to stop these people this has gone too fucking far

sorry wrenlee we can’t put your drawing of mommy and daddy up on the wall. it doesn’t match mommy’s insta aesthetic. now here’s some cardboard beige paint and get to work. i want to see every inch of this canvas colored. mommy has a reel due by the end of the day for her 10k followers

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